Got behind a black R8 V10 on my way home

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
07/21/2014 at 19:51 • Filed to: None

He then turned off I-275 and headed towards the Jimmy Buffet concert. So, myth confirmed, Audi R8 drivers enjoy punching themselves in the dick.

Not my picture, btw

DISCUSSION (37)

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2014 at 19:53

Maybe it was Jimmy driving it

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 19:54

Nah, it was some other old white balding dude. It didn't have Florida plates.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 19:55

From what I can tell, he drives a Bentley.

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2014 at 19:55

And I guess this is why I can never buy the R8.

It's the comfy supercar-lite for old balding dudes. I'm not old or bald quite yet...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/21/2014 at 19:57

It's powered by Margaritas

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 19:58

SOON

Andrew T. Maness > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2014 at 20:01

Hold on now, he could be headed to blare Slayer from the Bang Olufsen system outside the concert, that'd be commendable.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Andrew T. Maness
07/21/2014 at 20:02

He wasn't. He was dressed for the concert.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2014 at 20:02

and residuals and book and ticket sales.

#jimmyain'tdumb

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/21/2014 at 20:02

Hahaha.

Yeah I guess in 5 years I'll officially be old. Hopefully I won't be bald as well. That reminds me - I need a haircut. Haven't gotten it cut in a while and starting to look like a hippie.

The F dealer didn't email me back :(

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2014 at 20:04

Hawaiian shirt?

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 20:04

Typical Californian hipster look.

I guess you are gonna have to buy an R8.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
07/21/2014 at 20:04

The man is a fucking genius. How else do you become so successful at selling such utter shit?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 20:04

it was yellow

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/21/2014 at 20:05

Hahahaha no. I have just been too lazy to get it cut. And putting it off a couple extra weeks saved me like $10 vs. getting it cut every month. That's $10 towards an F car, bruh

Idea - I'm gonna check to see if there are any Speciales for sale in Europe. How much would it cost to import it?

Andrew T. Maness > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2014 at 20:07

Damn, sounds like the R8 should be taken away on the grounds of inappropriate ownership.

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 20:07

lol ultra cost saver for Ferraris.

"Honey, why haven't you gotten a haircut in 6 months?"

"How the hell do you think I pay for that insane thing outside?!"

Wouldn't it not conform to US safety laws if imported?

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/21/2014 at 20:09

"Can we get a supreme pizza tonight?"

"Do you think money grows on trees woman? We're getting pepperoni. I need to pay for the Ferrari"

I dunno? Surely it's the same car? Maybe not? If not wouldn't Obama give me an exception since it's AWESOME?

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2014 at 20:10

Because no one else was making anything like it at the time. Truth be told, he's not a half bad writer. He found a theme and latched onto it.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/21/2014 at 20:13

LOOK

http://www.jamesedition.com/cars/ferrari/o…

It's not even marked up

And they ship overseas

Surely we can buy this and flip for a profit

See if your dad will go 50/50 on this wise investment! It would be cheaper to ship it from the UK to NY and sell it there

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 20:14

Pepperoni!! That shit's expensive! You're lucky cheese is no cost!

And he fuckin better!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 20:16

My dad's not cool enough! You know that!

GTiceman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2014 at 20:16

I am a Parrothead

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/21/2014 at 20:16

"If you really want pepperoni then buy some from Walmart and add it yourself!!"

He better or else we'll be mailing him "THANKS OBAMA" memes

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 20:17

I bet he gets SO many of those a day. Like, way more than we think.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/21/2014 at 20:17

But this isn't to drive!

It's to sell for $400K!

I'll promise to not drive it myself!

You will promise too (and then heavily sedate your Dad and take it for a spin)

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/21/2014 at 20:18

haha his official email address probably gets 95% memes and 5% actual suggestions, requests, complaints, compliments, etc.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2014 at 20:19

At lease it wasn't salmon.

McChiken116 - Patrick H. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2014 at 20:19

Fucking made me laugh really hard. Thank you

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
07/21/2014 at 20:21

They also have a Ferrari Il Ferrari for sale!

http://www.jamesedition.com/cars/ferrari/o…

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 20:36

OMG gib hypercar!

CPT Speedbump > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 22:15

Nonono, driving a R8 around on the weekends is for old bald dudes. Buy a R8, track the shit out of it, win at life without being old and bald (y)

Manuél Ferrari > CPT Speedbump
07/21/2014 at 22:19

I want this car instead, even though the R8 is WAY more modern and reliable and cheaper to maintain

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/…

CPT Speedbump > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 22:24

And you can get a R8 for cheaper as well, lol... one of my friends just got a NSX, so a bit more jealous of that atm -.-

Manuél Ferrari > CPT Speedbump
07/21/2014 at 22:32

I know... It's way more logical.

But I have the Italian bug... Every car I've ever had other than an Explorer and Holden Commodore (when living in Sydney for a year) was German. All my current cars are German. So many Germanmobiles...

CPT Speedbump > Manuél Ferrari
07/21/2014 at 22:39

the Fire bug then ;) I've.. owned 2 American cars, one German, and one Japanese car... still own both the forign cars, and there's a change that a American car residing in my households garage might get moved into my name..possibly, lol

Manuél Ferrari > CPT Speedbump
07/21/2014 at 22:54

Yeah haha I'm ready to have the fire extinguisher at my side :)